Okay, so basically, for those of you who don’t know, a bucket list is a list of all the things you wanna do before you die. It’s quite obviously incomplete so any suggestions would be cool, just drop me an ask…(also, atm they’re mostly sexual, but suggestions don’t have to be, it could be anything, eg. build a doll’s house, I dunno.)

1. Threesome/Orgy []

2. Garden/Outdoor sex []

3. Sex in the rain []

4. Balcony sex []

5. Make £1million []

6. Fuck a celebrity []

7. Make a porno []

8. Smoke an eighth in a day, to myself [x]

9. Smoke a quart in a day, to myself []

10. Smoke a half ounce in a day, to myself []

11. Smoke an ounce to myself. []

12. Smoke an ounce in a day, to myself, if that’s even possible []

13. Push a teacher’s head against the board when they are writing []

14. Nugget a teacher’s bag [x]

15. Pants a teacher []

16. Shower sex [x]

17. Bath sex [x]

18. Join the Mile High Club []

19. Try Ketamine []

20. Try LSD []

21. Try Shrooms []

22. Bump a taxi []

23. Dick-slap someone [x]

24. Make a placebo joint/line/pill and give it to annoying ‘friend’ []

25. Grow a beard []

26. Watch the aurora borealis []

27. Dine & Dash []